Yes, folks, I know it seems just too good to be true but, dig, for what might otherwise pass for a mortgage payment on a condo in Austin, this swell company will lend you a perfectly ghastly looking designer pocketbook. Sure, you have to give it back. And no, it's not tax deductible. Well OK, you could sponsor fourteen Ethiopian orphans for the same dough, but hey, what's that when you could walk around swinging one of these monstrosities off of your arm?
Won't your friends be just green with envy when they see you with a different gawd awful purse every week? HA! Well, so what if you have to eat dog food when you're 80? There's nothing more fun and spunky than spending more on a rented bag than you put in your 401K!
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